This very cute joke just came over the Internet from the local tack shop and I thought it was pretty funny...
Little Jackie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Jackie asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Jackie, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'
Have a great day!
PS. My book club is running late this week! Working too many hours to catch up on my reading!!